"A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’"
"I don’t think there’s anything Amy can’t do. She’s had dramatic turns on “Parks and Recreation” that a hundred one-hour drama actresses couldn’t dream of pulling off. Now she needs to be commended into the hands of a David O. Russell or Ben Affleck. When she gets a chance to tear it up, the projector will bleed." - Patton Oswalt (x)